Welcome to the Circus

I was sitting at a restaurant eating dinner with my parents, Chelsea, and our realtor, and I wanted to tell Chelsea something so I asked her to come to the bathroom with me.

Chelsea: Where are you going?

Me: To the bathroom, wanna come?

Chelsea: In which way? *laughs*

Me: Well I mean we could *laughs* I’ve seen it in movies.. oh wait, never mind, it wasn’t a movie. Forget it.

Chelsea: It was porn, wasn’t it?

She knows me so well it’s disturbing. Here’s to my new roommate :-)

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This is one of the truest things I’ve ever read.

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Books ♥ » ANGEL.GE on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/28224064

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BRING IT BACK

Oh, Gordo, I always wished for a guy like you.

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Hahahahaha this just reminds me of when I was afraid to fly on a plane by myself. 

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